What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

What are some of the best relationship advice for men?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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